10 things i love about barbs

in the spirit of the new year, i'm feeling particularly generous - so hopefully for the rest of the year, ppl will be generous to me :)
therefore, i'm doing something completely out of the norm for me...
i shall be nice to me homey.. since no one else is :D
so let me just scrape together what i can.
here goes.
*ahem*

Barbs: 10 things i love about you

1. she has the honour of calling me her best friend :) gotta love that.

2. she's like my soul mate. the minute i got over thinking she was a big time bitch (first impressions, hey), it's like i found my missing half. hell, if only she was a guy.

3. she wings it: always up for anything, everything and absolutely nothing. i've never been happier doing jack shit. she's spontaneous, chin chai, and makes every situation fun - except for when she's late.

4. she drinks like a fish, and never drowns, so i can count on her to save me anytime, everytime. she also eats like a pig, and so do i :D

5. no one can pull off being an idiot better.

6. she is who she is. therefore, i am who i am, when i'm with her. we don't have to bother trying to be all polite/well-mannered/lady-like etc. to each other. we both don't give a shit, coz that ain't who we are.

caution: if you see two slobs eating with their mouths open while frequently cursing with one leg up on the chair, it's very likely us :)

7. if i was to call anyone else at least 10 times a day, and swear and curse at them for half of those conversations, i'd prolly have no friends. but then again, i have to put up with a lot of cursing from her too.

8. i can trust her with my life.

9. she's very much like me in many ways. really really gotta love that.

10. she's legendary in more ways than one. two to be precise :)

Gong Xi Fa Cai

Wishing you a prosperous and happy new year... One blessed with abundances of yummy food, good love/lovin', heapsa $$$ and whatever else that matters.

And when collecting and/or giving ang pows don't forget me:)

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!!

10 things i hate about me

1. i take 'wingin it' too far. so far till i can't decide where to land.

2. i can never decide what i want. i think i know but when i do, i don't, then i do, then i don't. at the end, i'm right back where i started.

3. i can never be happy with what i have. i guess that's natural. no one can ever be happy with what they have, even if the best of what they'll have is right in front of their eyes.

4. i live in a fantasy world. i refuse to accept reality and a huge part of my life revolves around dreams, idealism and romanticism alike. don't get me wrong, they're all good, but it just becomes ridiculous at some point.

5. i like to think i live without fear, but then i cause those who love me to fear for me.

6. i'm too short. a coupla inches would help.

7. i'm too heavy. a coupla kg less would help :D

8. i don't feel enough. not enough love, not enough pain, not enough sorrow, not enough of anything. i'm emotionally anaesthetized. i only know how to feel alcohol *ahhh what a feeling*

9. i'm spending more than i earn. way way more. and i'm only working one month.

10. i'm stuck in the office at 7.13pm with nothing to do but blog. and i used to make fun of bloggers. lol. how hypocritical.

cam.ho.ism.

the idiot is in bed reading reader's digest.
geez.
i'm really lazy to write.
so we would just like to post some pics up :D
coz we had an ammaaazing wkend.
so this will be allll about the photos.

























trying to look intellectual
but not really making it

























this is so much better.
us and books don't really go well together :D

























Ly..*drools* chee.. Martini.. *slurps*

Luna Bar Nite II - my sis gettin' purtyyy drunk again :D

we just pose everywhere.
anyway this is my cue to go as she just started snoring her butt off.
so i guess that's a sign i should sleep too
:D

wwIII: pg v mlk

[Kelly] is Bridget Jones says:
no serious, i'mnot jovking

sm: kelly is a bitch says:
yan is passing on a msg to you

[Kelly] is Bridget Jones says:
why

sm: kelly is a bitch says:
coz i dun wan talk to you liao

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I am at war with the idiot.
I have officially disassociated myself from her.
which is a good thing too,
coz her english is reaaaallly deteriorating
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[Kelly] Its complicated says:
whats the currency ringgit to USd

sm: i put on my robe and wizard's hat says:
3.8

sm: i put on my robe and wizard's hat says:
u convert and think think

[Kelly] Its complicated says:
okie okie

[Kelly] Its complicated says:
let me do my matches

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you are sooooo out of my cool books now thank you!

ok. so now i need to place an ad for a new best friend in the classifieds.
preferably one with better english *hmph*

houston houston we have an idiot alert

yay the idiot's coming back yay yay the idiot's coming back!!!

woo hoo! dumb ass B is on her way back from melb as i write this... yay yay yay!
ok it's kinda mean of me to be so happy when she's prolly weeping her eyes out, nursing her broken heart from a sordid 10 day love affair with down under... but.. YAY YAY!!!

aiya sorry for being so insensitive but that's what you get for leaving me here man. i'm all stressed out from work with nobody to release my pent-up frustrations on. at least if you're here i can shOut a bit la.. some more i'm sick and almost broke *sniff*

okla.. before you get too big headed, life ain't that bad without you ok. before i sound like a miserable whinging spinster...

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see see we can have fun without you.
















plenty of fun.
okla this one looks a bit too serious. like superly concentrating on posing -__-
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ok it's a teeeeny bit better. but i'm still posing -_____-

anyhoo... we are totally happy without you *hmpphhh*


ok.. i really should play my best bud role better...

once you come back... everything will be ok
just hang with us and get a very unhealthy dose of bitchiness, gossiping, shopping and bimboticness, and it will allll beeee GOOD

but i ain't got no mo ya-yos to do the shoppin left *sniffs*

haiii...

on a separate yet relevant note

today i tried to keh gao on an assignment out to a govt pejabat in shah alam. i finished it surprisingly quick @ 11 and thought hey if i just pretended it took twice the amount of time it actually did, blame it on the traffic and the queues, then i can have half day off. so i went home to sleep and rocked up at the office @ 2 *woo hoo*. but no no, karma bit me in the ass and my comp started hanging and crashing til i lost all my work @ 6 and had to do it alll over again, until i finally finished @ 8. SO i got 2 hours of sleep, but i lost 2 hours to have dinner.

damn keh gao man.

confessions of a slacker at work

oh my GAWD.

i am BAWD.

tomorrow's a public holiday so there's not much for me to do.
i've just been twiddling my thumbs, msning-friendstering-emailing,
while trying to look really busy in case any of the partners come in.

meanwhile my mind's thinking of what to wear to mambo tonight.
while i try to peep into the neighbouring twin towers,
to see if there are any hot guys i can flash a banner of my phone number to.

and my sis is gently reminding me that i'm only working 17 out of a 30 daze stint.
due to my careful choice of the month with the most public holidaze,
so i really should make the best of it.

RIGHT. i think i'll just happily sip my milo-coffee.
while i wistfully hope that it's some form of alcohol,
coz i've just got a bad case of work stress.

even tho i don't do SHIT.