Wednesday, February 22, 2006

busto gusto

had a nice lil chat with sw soon after i posted my last entry :)
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sw: human capital says:
i like reading your witty entries. keep it up

sw: human capital says:
tickles me for laughter

sw: human capital says:
n u have to use her boobies pictures again

sw: human capital says:
it's like her face is smiling innocently

sw: human capital says:
but her porturding puberty show signs of seduction

sw: human capital says:
n u close up and focus..it's darn funny

sw: human capital says:
haha

sm: brodylicious says:

haiyo pls la even if i dont close up and focus, it's protruding until cannot help but notice


not only isit nice to be appreciated...

it's good to know that my artistic sensibilities don't go to no waste :D
so for those of u who actually do read this, i've decided to spice up the old pic again...
it's kinda dull to keep putting the same pic huh...

so here it goes
new and improved...
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tadaaaaa....

so much for pointing out the obvious :)

hope y'all like it :) coz i sho as hell know someone who won't.

Monday, February 13, 2006

hi-ho hi-ho its off to work we go

once upon a time there were two idiots, B & M who lived in separate states.

B&M constantly argued and existed to bug and humiliate each other only.

so one find day, M woke up missing B a tad, so M dragged her sis and headed down south to mlc.. and a few hours later, found herself in apparently, mlc's most hap'nin bar. woo hoo....


.... where shorts and slippers are a-okay -_-


(now seriously, this ain't anything against mlc, and jibes made are directed at B, and not at mlc :D)

so anyhoo, M excited to experience the mlc'an scene, walked in to super duper booming bass. and as good as the music was, the bass just killed it all. M , B and All (MBA) were so deafened. the vibrations from the bass ran down their throats and rumbled in their tummies (and not the good kind). the beer served was pretty crummy, andddd there was definitely, noooo shortage of benglians shakin their barely covered boo-tehs. :D ahhh mlc. ahem.

the next day.

MBA did the usual, eating, hanging out etc...

nothing too fantastic that needs to be noted... except for this. M with her ever ready cam managed to catch the impossible...

y'know how B's always such an idiot doing idiotic things and never does anything productive with her time?

think again.

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the striped top's my sis. spot the tiny figure on the right, circled in red.

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omg omg omg. what a rare occurence. B in a temple. must either be atoning for her millions of sins, or asking for more things, or maybe thanking the heavens for her blessed boobies :D

... :D :D



woo hoo. ANYWAY

on the third day MBA decided to go kl. so B became taxi driver for the day and dressed like a fish monger's wife, wearing usher-type sunnies, looked totally the part. that, plus her rude hand gestures and constant cursing makes one wonder whether she's missed her true calling. THERE WAS A PICTURE BUT B BEING A VAIN POT DELETED IT FROM THE CAM SO YOU'LL HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

MBA circled around KL a bit the lost but it's all good, they all found their way in the end and headed to bar savanh at night (B is such a booze hound. tell her there's alcohol and she can find her way there no matter what).

yes as you can see, MBA started out decent but then B just had to get smashed. then she decided to wreck the furniture by pushing bar savanh's wooden seats into the pond with her ass and let it bob and float around like nobody's business -_- so violent. either her ass is damn fat (which it's not), or she just can't balance properly becoz her boobs are too big. somemore she just sat there pretending like nothing happened until a poor waiter had to trudge around the pond to fish it out. sooo destructive -_-

ANYHOO.

the next day, MBA went home all hung over.

(B&M satisfied their alcoholic urges, and B managed to wreck some stuff in the process. not bad for a 3 day stint:)

the end.

ta daaa.. that's prolly the last of M&B's lil adventures for the time being :( as. melbourne.. is... calling.... a little too soon though *sighs*