never try to talk sense to a hypochondriac

because they're so full of irrational thoughts (of themselves being sick) that they'll refuse to listen to anything else.

so many convos manage to delightfully turn into one of B catching the latest bug/virus/disease.


of which i replied...

of which i got no response.

granted, i did open the flood gates in this particular instance... but REEE-ALLYYYY. HOW do vegetables cause constipation?

geez barbs. even baby alicia thinks you waaacked.